in 1954, and married since 1977, Ray is blessed with a lovely wife who still laughs
at his jokes and three incredible children, all of whom have, thankfully, moved
out of the house.
loves playing the online multiplayer role-playing game of Worlds of Warcraft
with his son, though still struggles to conceal his age ("What? You zomg
pwnd the mob and ninja'd his phat lewt?? DOESN'T ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS
GAME???" "Remember Bryan, if anyone asks, I'm not your dad, I'm your
cool, older brother.")
also loves to go to comedy clubs with his wife, cook, read, write in the third-person,
play chess, tennis (once again!), and continues to this day his search for a consistent
as a computer programmer since 1984, he continues to juice almost every day, but
finds that since his juice fast, he must constantly remind his co-workers that
he's more than just eye-candy.
while Ray still monitors his weight, he doesn't worry about it any more.